Exhibit A — The Victim
The Evidence Continues to Jiggle
Exhibit B — The Suspicious Substance
Exhibit C — The Crime Scene Reconstruction
The Witnesses Have Arrived
A Ballad of Gelatin and Grief
A mouse once clicked with such grace,
Till Jello put it in its place.
It struggled to scroll,
But lost all control,
Now it's stuck in a quivering space.
There once was a mouse on a desk,
Whose future grew grim and grotesque.
In a gelatin sea,
It lost its USB,
And now it can't even connect.
Demand Justice
The victim cannot move. The gelatin refuses to speak. The office demands answers.
Justice must be served. Preferably chilled.